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Monday, February 4, 2013

FARM GIRL'S CORNER -Apologize, apologize, apologize!

Hello, Faithful Reader. On behalf of everyone here at the shed I would like to take just a few lines to apologize for the unwarranted postings of one "Aunt" Agnes Dalrymple, as big a blotch on a gardener's escutcheon as is fusarium wilt on a tomato patch.


DYED MY HAIR, DOES IT WORK FOR ME, DO YOU THINK? 


Agnes has been prohibited from posting unless closely monitored but it seems during the hub-bub surrounding the Stupor Bowl she slid one by us.

She does not possess the "secret of immortality"* or anything else which she promised, and Rick-rolling our readership is unconscionable on all levels and we will not tolerate it. Steps will be taken! Heads may, just possibly, roll!

One aged, whisky-saturated toothless old head at least. 

 (Leatherface is sharpening his favorite saw)

Please come back soon for some valid gardening posts!


*Anyone but Agnes!



3 comments:

M. J. Joachim said...

Nice to see you've signed up for the A - Z Challenge, Mac!

Raymond Alexander Kukkee said...

That Farm Girl sure has a nice tractor. I bet Aunt Aggie wants to borrow it all the time too. Nice hair color. haha, the Stupor Bowl, you got it right, Uncle Mac! Lights out, too...hahahaha~

Christy Birmingham said...

I hope I can sleep tonight after thinking about your Leatherface reference... lol